metaphors are as dumb as analogies
— a simile (via officialunitedstates)
supermoocow:

blonohomo:

cre8yourself:

Stop stereotyping

Thaaaaank youuuu

RE-BLOGGING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

supermoocow:

blonohomo:

cre8yourself:

Stop stereotyping

Thaaaaank youuuu

RE-BLOGGING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

marvelous-gallifrey:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

marvelous-gallifrey:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

  • danteogodofsoup:

    Excellent storytelling

    • Me: Whoa, this character kills a lot of people
    • Me: They're my favorite
  • yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

    yungbiochemist:

    this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

    togifs:

[video]
    pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

    pecancat:

    Stupid idiot baby

  • deboracpq:

Barn Owl on the lookout by Foto Martien on Flickr.
    helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

    helladutchess:

    shrekyourself:

    they put a bee in a human hospital bed

    "Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

    "What about that one?"

    "Oh that’s a Bee’s"

    emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

    emes:

    most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel