what if flies said “hey” in a Morgan Freeman voice every time they flew by your ear
In all seriousness I made this because it’s one of my pet peeves for guys to assume I’m dressing up/wearing makeup for THEM, but then after I made this, I’m like holy shit I made that hair dryer fuck that shoe. So then I had two reasons to put it on tumblr.
fourth wall? what fourth wall?
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
"you were right"