this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
in-ground trampolinewhat if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really well
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
what the fuck just happened
all the snow fell off the roof
WHAT
ALL THE SNOW FELL OFF THE ROOF!
THE SNOW WAS LIKE
